Baking with Jake... part of Food Fursdays

Being a man, I have a natural desire to do manly things like eating nails and fighting bears. however today, i decided i would take it to the next level of manlyness...... baking... and i decided to share this with you, because its a slow day, and i know alot of you manly men like me will want to know how to make your own WHITE CHOCOLATE AND STRAWBERRY COVERED SHORTBREAD.

you will need:

125g of butter
180g flour
55g sugar....

right, get yourself that sugar and curdled cow's milk and put them together in a bowl mix them together so it looks similar if not the same as this:

then you wanna get that flour into the game, dont be shy, bitch slap that flour straight in there and mix that shit together. when it is all mixed and smooth you are going to want to roll it out onto a work surface or some other similairly flat manly surface (for added man points use bricks held together with the blood of your enemies) and cut it into whatever shape you want, the obvious choice is ofcourse a phallice although it turns out it is more dificult to do than you would think to pull this off....

then, you are going to want to chill that shortbread down, so use your local food coolage device for around 20 mins, while this is hapening heat that oven up yo (190 C). bake the shit out of the shortbread for 15 to 20 minuites then cover that sugary butterbread up with chocolate and enjoy.