There's no I in Dick

This is the latest addition to our kitchen, the plan is, toby draws a nice picture, and then we ruin it. In the future we will be doing a before and after style thing, but we were a little too eager to ruin it this week.....

It was bound to happen.....

It was only a matter of time before Russ had his first car accident. and he handled it like a trooper.

sentimental sundays... even though its monday...

ok so, this is a day late, due to laziness.

I have just been going through the old "chatroulette" folder on my mac, remember chatroulette? everyone loved it for like a month, and we were no exception, here are a few of our funniest screencaps. no explination needed really.

 

 

 

Those were the good old days.......

I think we should stop bullying Russ.

trying to intervine with Russ' Bejewled Blitz addiction backfired. we are sorry russ.

decomposition.

I come home from a weekend in Surrey to find this delight sitting on my windowsill. fantastic.

Sentimental Sundays 2....

This week for sentimental sundays i have decided to dig up an old classic, a video of "little mike" getting pepper sprayed. this is  using pepper spray that is illegal not only in the UK but also in USA it is from a real life superhero i met while i was in new york doing a photography project on superheroes:

the video went a little strange when i uploaded it to youtube and i think the picture moves faster than the audio... i decided to leave it liek this as it is quite funny.

"I like the bit where the shelf fell off"

A bad idea? or a good time, you decide.

slow motion footage from Zaks camera coming soon....

Baking with Jake... part of Food Fursdays

Being a man, I have a natural desire to do manly things like eating nails and fighting bears. however today, i decided i would take it to the next level of manlyness...... baking... and i decided to share this with you, because its a slow day, and i know alot of you manly men like me will want to know how to make your own WHITE CHOCOLATE AND STRAWBERRY COVERED SHORTBREAD.

you will need:

125g of butter
180g flour
55g sugar....

right, get yourself that sugar and curdled cow's milk and put them together in a bowl mix them together so it looks similar if not the same as this:

then you wanna get that flour into the game, dont be shy, bitch slap that flour straight in there and mix that shit together. when it is all mixed and smooth you are going to want to roll it out onto a work surface or some other similairly flat manly surface (for added man points use bricks held together with the blood of your enemies) and cut it into whatever shape you want, the obvious choice is ofcourse a phallice although it turns out it is more dificult to do than you would think to pull this off....

then, you are going to want to chill that shortbread down, so use your local food coolage device for around 20 mins, while this is hapening heat that oven up yo (190 C). bake the shit out of the shortbread for 15 to 20 minuites then cover that sugary butterbread up with chocolate and enjoy.

Sandwich review with Russ... part of Food Fursdays

This week, Russell is reviewing the "mumblemumblemumble with caramalised onions... but no onions" from ASDA, he gave it a grand 6/10. Check out the video for the indepth review and a point of view eating shot.

Hangslang

Another pair appeared over night. The total is now four shoes and one balloon. Not even close to it's former glory but well on the road. Good work completely anonymous hangslangers, keep it up. Or don't. For legal reasons we don't mind what you do.

Bejewled bastarding blitz...

This is the reason there hasn't been any blog updates today...

George

George came over and this is what he looked like in the morning after a night with Polly in a tent on our hallway floor................

Across the Sky

Wallbed prank reaction....

fun is always all well and good but.......... now Russ has a broken Wardrobe door!

OMG DOUBLE RAINBOW IN ALMA ROAD OMGOMGOMGG

SO INTENSE....

also, here is pete's reaction to the double rainbow video moments after we took it....

Wallbed prank preparation....

This is russ' bedroom, pretty standard boring bed on the floor, wardrobe against the wall setup. Russ has been to london today, probably quite a stressfull drive, so we thought we would do him a favour and spruce his room up a little.....



no more is russell burdend by the usual grind of a standard floor bed or one of those everyday boring wardrobes against the wall... we have set up a camera in his room to film his reaction and will update with this footage later!

here is the finnished thing:


and a video explaining what we did:

A new look at the Hang

Tonight we are powersex.

A Sentimental Sunday chatroulette post.

Back when chatroulette wasn't just an online dick convention you could occasionally find completely crazy North Koreans. The stupid thing about this is she could have F9ed me at any point and chances were she'd have found what she wanted.

The Slang hang revival...

So a few months ago there was quite an impressive collection of shoes slung hung on the telephone wires outside our house, I think there was around 12 or 13 pairs in the end. They were the 'talk of the town' quite literally, almost every day I would hear someone comment on them from out my window "we will have to throw daddy's shoes up there later" it became quite normall to see people people walking past eyes to the sky counting the shoes. anyway, the council obviously weren't as impressed with the shoes as we were and decided to bring a cherry picker in to take them down, it was a sad day, and the road hasnt been the same since.... untill a few days ago we noticed a new pair of shoes up on the wires and a few days later another pair joined them, could this be the great slang hang revival we have all been waiting for? i think yes.


here is the collection of shoes in the mid point of its greatness, i cant seem to find a picture of it when there was more up? although im sure someone will have one...



and here are the shoes that turned up the other day. I will be sure to keep you updated on any further slang hanging news.

I would also like to point out, although we fully condone the throwing of shoes on telephone wires outside our house, we take no resposibility for the fact they are there... *ahem*



*Update*

Here is a photo from the Skate bournemouth blog of the shoes in there (almost) full glory:

Sentimental Sundays....

every sunday i am going to upload one of the many comedy videos or photos i have from the past year living at 123A such classics as polly getting pepper sprayed, little mike getting pepper sprayed, crossbow fun, water balloon fun etcetc....

but for today, ballon boobs:

Bedtime is cancelled.

Somehow last night ended up with us turning our stairs into a slide at 2 in the morning.... so good.

The lads.